Thad, this is a warning that part of this entry is about YOU. To those of you who don't know---Thad is my brother. He is the funniest person I know. And by funny...I mean not funny at all. Im serious. His jokes are TERRIBLE.

I saw this on some random person's blog...and thought it was hilarious.

Type your name with various parts of your body:

nose: ev ynn (that made me cross-eyed!)

elbow: e3vynhj

tongue: evyn (that is so gross.)

chin: edvcytnb

feet: evbyn

eyes closed and one finger: ebum (hahahah!)

back of hand: 32gv7yn (not even CLOSE!)

palm: evhyum n

mouse: evgyn

wrist: rnbvkjyunm (why was that one so terrible?!)

Now, for what I mentioned about my brother. He is a great big brother. He has a 2 year old son, Lochlan, and a baby on the way, to be named Natalie. Thad, this is for you. I was looking through some old gmail emails, and I had sent a snippet of one of our Harry Potter conversations to a friend of mine. I thought you would get a kick out of it.

Conversation had with my brother Thad, and his wife, Julie. Keep in mind this is an OLD conversation.

Julie: Are you two talking about Harry Potter again?

Me: Er..

Thad: Uh..

Julie: You know, he was watching that new Harry Potter movie again last night.

Me: *doesn't say anything, because I was totally watching it again last night too*

Julie: What was up with that dog biting that redheaded kid?

Thad: That wasn't a dog, that was Sirius Black.

Julie: Looked like a dog to me.

Me: Hes an animagus.

Julie: *stare*

Thad: Hes a person that can change into an animal.

Julie: *stares back and forth at me and my brother* You two are the biggest dorks Ive ever met.

Hee.

I have found out that Ive lost all patience for human kind. Well..not all humans. Just 18-19 year old girls. NO ONE can annoy me the way these girls can. It seems to be the most annoying age a girl can be. They all think they are totally grown up, but really they are still in the high school mind set. I deal with young girls every day, coming into my job, wanting to see "the biggest diamond Ive got", and hearing them proclaim that they wont marry ANYONE unless they have a one carat on their hand. I want to shake these girls and tell them to GROW UP! I know I was that age once, I just hope I wasn't as irritating. Im sure I was though. I cant imagine measuring my love for someone by the size of diamond they could afford.

In other news, Im wearing one white sock with tiny paw prints on it, and one brown sock with black stripes on it. Mis-matched socks are fun. You should try it.